{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
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